It’s nice to know that even in the zombie apocalypse, the South still completely loses its shit in a snowstorm.

dude you forgot V6 ✔️ 

Mazda zoom zoom,✔️,stick ✔️,wagon ✔️,stupid cheap✔️  NP!  

That gives me an idea (I’ll never follow up on). Lyft or Uber should make “Lyfted-Truck” or “Uber-Unter” or something (I got nothing clever for Uber), that lets you get a driver with a pickup for an extra fee. You could go to Home Depot, get your 5 annual bags of mulch, order a Lyfted-Truck on your phizzone, the…

yeah you do realize that a good portion of people who grew up driving trucks didn’t have salaries that kept up with inflation. So when they were making $40k in 2002 and a truck was $22,000 that was fine. Now that they’re making $43k and trucks are $35,000 it’s asinine.

“Quad” cab. Assuming you really, really, really hate the people you stick in the back seat. I recently checked out the Colorado, a vehicle for which I’ve never went so quickly from “This is interesting” to “No way in hell ever unless they pay me for it” after 30 seconds in the seats, and the Ranger, which was nicer…

However, the Alfa Romeo Stelvio is a bit of a surprise, since luxury crossovers are selling extremely well right now.

I understand your reasoning, but this is exactly why we have so many open-world, fluff games.

Maybe we just don’t need cheese on all sandwiches though

I thought bars were legally required to give out free water.

Too bad they can’t be forced to recall cars for not meeting design or quality standards.

If you feel like games are cheaper and better a year later, maybe stop buying them the day they come out?

As usual, Facebook is the worst and needs to be burned to the ground.

No shit it didn’t work, the idiot wore the wrong glasses

Next season Jeremy, Richard, and James should go on a road trip in an a Viper, a BMW, and an Aston.

The only bad thing about BOTW is that I can’t play it again for the first time. 

I learned to kill almost everything with bombs ...

So they now have models S, 3, X, and Y... heh.

If I’m had to spend $28,000 on what is really a hot hatchback, I’m going to get a GTI.

Usually dicks take up two parking spaces, so this one should be considered polite.