Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

Main reason you sold, other than you could for basically no loss?

Can confirm on the used 4Runner prices. I told Autotrader to search for models less than 10 years old with under 150,000 miles and a maximum price of $20,000, and it redirected me to a support group for meth addicts.

you cleaned the SRT right off that steering wheel.

We knew they would screw this up, Deadspin already blogged about it, but it’s always fun to see how creative they get with their inexplicable and unsatisfactory decisions on just about any issue. We should have guessed “put the onus on the players” would be the default response, but for the sheer artistry of their inco…

I can’t imagine a bigger “Fuck you!” to the Saints.

I really wish you could enter a plea of “this law sucks” in addition to either guilty or not guilty.

For real. I would consider letting this go to trial and see if a jury of my peers would convict me. 

She paid $233 WITH INSURANCE? I’m flabberghasted at how utterly FUCKED the system is at perceiving who is committing which crimes in this story!

I don’t think you could have a prouder moment than turning yourself in because you fraudulently obtained some medicine for a poor and sick child.

Yes! He could shoot it right from the booth! Bonus points if he hits the ref that blew the call!

Like on this famous no PI call, and the phantom roughing the passer on Tom Brady, there has to be a way for someone deemed smart enough at NFL headquarters who can IN REAL TIME stop the game to take a quick look at it, the game action is stopped anyway, as the play is over.

If I’m going to climb this far up my own ass

I disagree. Here is how it would work:

Getting to the Super Bowl is incredibly difficult to do and takes such an unbelievable commitment from a team and support from its fans.

bullshit. not with the 7AT and AWD. Not on *that* car.

Even better, a 50cc scooter. Strap that on the back on a carrier, and he can continue to drive the untrusty Jeep while also having immediate access to reliable transportation.

something strange happened

Comment of the fucking day right here.

Does it have collision avoidance?