To be fair, expensive fake implants have often been a ticket to success in Los Angeles.

And a Hardy (good) boy solves another one!

Did the whistle tips go “wooo wooooo!”?

I venture to guess that number is low.....

My problem with chocolate chip cookies is that they make me sick... whenever I eat more than twelve ounces of them.

Didn’t know there were any K-marts left.

I’m far more stunned by the apparent news that there’s still an open K-mart somewhere.

The worst flame war I ever saw, in my 30 years of being online, was between women who “hover” and women who sit. The hoverers think the sitters are gross for sitting on a dirty toilet seat, and the sitters are like “it wouldn’t BE gross if y’all weren’t peeing all over it!”

Big old sign that says “If you try to fuck on this changing table, chances are you’ll be sorry it’s broken in about 9 months!” 

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Spanish-language announcers losing their goddamn minds over this:

I was gonna say Gene Simmons...but you beat me to it.

Are we sure that’s not just Steven Tyler?

*Iron Chef Chairman mode*

If memory serves me correctly, Venmo has an option where you can announce your payments on social media. Definitely do that, and make sure you mention the reason.

“Poppy just sent Thrifty Misty $3.87 for her share of a round of pumpkin spice lattes from Know-Nothing Nancy’s Cavorty Forty…

I expect this sort of behavior at Papa John’s, but yikes not Dominos!

They’re like baby cars, and the gauges cluster design is there to remind you how babies are made.

“How do I address my employee’s low-cut shirts?”

Oi’ Don’t knock early bird specials. When I visit my dad, we will usually do breakfast close to noon, then do the early bird specials for a late lunch. You get a full meal for the price of a smaller lunch portion. Then if we are hungry later, we just make a sandwich or salad at home.  

Wait, what age range of millennials are.we using today? It seems like it chamges every week. Mayne it's because named generations are just completely made up crap by random people.

This is a joke. Blizzard should have given this guy a high-paying position over a decade ago.

Beer is definitely an acquired taste. A taste which I have acquired. I have the love handles to prove it.