Put your cell phone in the back seat. Most people won’t go far without grabbing it. Added plus of you can’t text and drive.

Here in the Charlotte NC area, they are offering $3,000 and 0.9% for 72

*Rolls eyes* Fortnite is the first game that just bugs me that my kids play. They get so angry when they get killed by a lucky shot or the wall wont build or whatever. They sound like they never have a good time, but they spend all their money on PS cards to buy more crap in the game.

I have both a NES and SNES classic hooked up to my tv.  They probably get more use than any other system of mine except for maybe the switch.

Yea I have to rescind my statement, because I saw a Mazda CX-5 over the weekend that was just like that (the front grille logo was “odd” and I assume it was sensors.  So it can be done gracefully. 

Dang, I haven’t thought about that restaurant in ages.

I was rear ended in 94.  Car was killed, but I was not.  At least I hope not.

I tell people about that video all the time and tell them to turn on the CC. They are like um ok its the Swedish chef and popcorn what’s the big deal? Did you turn on the CC? No, I can hear just fine. You missed the point. Half of the joke IS THE CC.....

After our son was born (not at a Chic-Fil-A FYI), the local Chic-Fil-A brought us dinner one night (and a little T-shirt and stuffed cow for him). I was a regular (ate there at least once or twice a week), so almost everyone there knew me by name.

Yup. Be the best at whatever you do*

My aunt used to run a Burger King (now granted this info is over a decade old) and she said the most expensive part of a “soda” is the cup (at about $0.10).  The cost to fill with whatever drink, literally fractions of a penny.  Which makes the soda at a movie theater the definition of “gross” profits :)

The joke my wife and I have is do you want bacon (open vent) or email(closed vent).

I was going to say the same thing, but you beat me to it.  Everyone calls chips, but legally they are not.  

Mirrors must be Toyota. I see turn signals in them.

I genuinely miss the Del Sol. If I am remembering correctly they had huge trunks for as small as they were. If I had more space for cars where I live, I would have one.

IIRC correctly this exact scenario was an episode of Person of Interest.

Have you read some of the crap David does in and outside his house?  His landlord is probably one of the most forgiving people I have ever read about.

How reliable are the Fiat turbo engines? I hate to beat the dead horse, but I would probably rather have the NA Mazda engine than a turbo Fiat engine.

Three words: Free to play.

We just went to the beach a few weeks ago. We took my wife’s van (with all three kids), and I drove my truck with all the stuff.