Chickens with guns? A coup? Did they take over the farm? I mean... are TWO legs truly good?

Personally, when I get “fresh out of the cloacal vent,” eggs taste like chicken. After a day or so, they taste like eggs. I don’t know if it’s anything but being the freshest of the fresh that’s the difference, or that I can only get it that fresh from small natural farmers that I talk to personally and their…

Yeah... um... no. I’ve never gone into a Walmart, saw an employee there and said to myself “yeah, I could trust that person home alone in my house.”

lol, agreed!!!

Well, traditionally I’d assume, if they’re smart enough to have a pre-prepared “survival” kit, yeah, they’d have food. The kits traditionally have at least calorie bars for 72 hours and a bunch of water packets.

This is a bad take.

It’s been a loooooooooooooooong time since I’ve been in one, like, since right after they switched the name from “Boston Chicken,” so excuse me for asking, but when did Boston Market become a “sit-down restaurant?”

I can easily house a pound of pasta, with heavy sauce, as long as I make all of it at home. At Olive Garden? FUCK no. That’s like paying $11 to poison myself.

really?

‘zactly.

... or... get this... they’re terrified of dropping 30k feet out of the sky!

This is a sad, disgusting point of view. It’s nothing personal, I understand the POV, but I don’t know how anyone can see this as anything but sad and disgusting.

LOL... “half lid?”

You realize that there are flights longer than an hour or two, right?

...as long as you’re VERY well aquainted with dosages that work for you. A LOT of people have fucked up flights because they ate too many “brownies.”

This problem isn’t because of booze. It’s surely a catalyst in some people, but this is MOSTLY because of the continual radicalization of the Cheeto-enthusiasts, and the desperate cluster-funk that is US air travel. On top of the dehumanizing trip through the hoops and ladders in the airport, the closer the airlines…

That you lost dialogue in a new movie is due to sound-mixing, (a very, very common RECENT problem,) not a conscious choice to belittle you by the director.

Lmfao, “That’s the spirit!”

Did I say I haven’t watched anything other than the most recent season? Just to clarify, I watched it all up until this season. Not sure why you’d even ask.

That was 2017. Things have changed a lot since 5 years ago.