Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

thousands of dollars and MacBook are like -- the same thing...

Why even rescue them? The problem solved itself

do this S#$% i realize this guy is a genuine boss for trying this on his own dime, but imagine the insanity of a hinter-beast we could crowdfund.

Meme Magic is real!!! I’m a nimble navigator and proud of it. Sorry I can’t keep quiet any longer! It’s sad that we can’t say we are Trump supporters because we will be labeled as racist or self hating. I’m Hispanic and voting for DJT!!!

And our chief justice has been suspended, our speaker of the house imprisoned, and here in Birmingham a grand jury is being called for some as yet unnamed corruption investigation by the state that will surely end with even more local politicians felons.

Funner fact: gasoline is a non persistent product and evaporates at room temperature. It will be vapor before they can skim it or “find its way” anywhere.

Being a resident, fuck this place. Our Governor basically pulled a Bill Clinton this year and it’s not just rednecks you have to worry about. That wouldn’t be so bad. It’s the entitled fucking rednecks.  

Ha ha! Awesome man! No one has ever made a joke like this before!

Ooof, the SW game is tough. Some super pissed off people come across that desk.

FIVE SECONDS?! You are generous. I give them 2–3 seconds.

Or if drivers would actually pay attention to the road when using said, system as Tesla recommends.....

I was waiting for some asshole to say something like this, dissapointed the need was felt to do so.........

You can get fucked in the ear, guy.

Think of it this way, you are also partially responsible for saving the lives of people protected from the bad guys who were killed by that plane.

As an American, I hardly see what was in need of defense here.

I can’t wait to read Deadspin the morning after Trump wins.

All kinds. They all auto enable as soon as they detect a Prius in the vicinity.

I see that this is a Volkswagen. What kind of cheat devices are you using here?