They call them scalpers to honor them.

I’m fairly certain the first guy to publish a scouting report on Andrew Luck was Gary Gygax.

I award you the island of Manhattan for this comment.

+1 wampum with happy ending

The team is now claiming it was an indirect attempt to honor the Native American tradition of bartering.

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

I know the pain, Chicharito. I too was very disappointed when I found out I couldn’t suck my own dick...

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Les Misérables

Jerry Gallo?! It was Jerry Callo

Marshawn in agent's office planning retirement strategy: "I'm just here so I won't get signed."

I'm sorry, you meant to say: a shark has a story about how he almost got drowned by Kobe.

Ali Oops

Usually when there's an attempted Muhammad dunk that results in a different outcome than expected, the CIA gets criticized a decade later.

"Is that the brother of the Packers' coach?"

Paul McCartney's your niece? That's pretty neat.

Paul McCartney is not a "she"