Captain Wanta : [Homolka is eating a cake] Mr Homolka?

Yeah, he did that

One thing that I’ve not seen mentioned is milk— am the options for milk that exploded in the last decade especially, such nut milks, oat milk, etc.

This!!

I was wondering about that. I’m looking through the blazers and 1), there is one that ‘starts’ at $39, 2) these literally look like Old Navy/Kohl’s blazers, and 3) if I were to buy one from there, why would I spend that much money on a blazer that only come in standard S-M-L-etc sizes rather than 44R, etc?

I was wondering about that. I’m looking through the blazers and 1), there is one that ‘starts’ at $39, 2) these…

He, of course, left a 250% tip, the minimum.

Jean.

The Emperor is really coming back, isn't he? 🙄

Almost only counts in horse shoes and grenades.

When the inevitable movie version of this saga is finally made, who is playing who? Steven Soderberg will direct. Dream cast.... GO!

I hate saying this, but this was worth the Dodgers loss.

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Yeah, probably ain’t happening any time soon.

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I did, yes, because fuck Jimmy Fallon. 

“self respecting gamer”

Whenever I think of table reads at SNL that invovle Fallon (weirdly specific, I know, but it does come across in my mind occasionally) think of this excerpt from Tina Fey’s book:

“It makes me feel like we are being represented really badly. It makes me feel like these people make us look as a school and even as a freshman class really ignorant and racist,”

The entire cast would be a pretty damn good live action Addams Family. I was really excited when I first read the cast, then I saw it was animated and got very disappointed. 

I generally don’t like McKay’s comedy but this one just clicked with me and I don’t know why. I really liked it.