From your mouth to the car gods' ears. 

I’m grey on this site, and will likely so remain, so no worries about me miseducating others.

“It isn’t clear what the grant money was intended for but, suffice it to say, it never made it to any proper recipients.”

“Every genetic problem I have is translated from the recipe book of my genome to the buffet of my brain...”

I’m terribly late to this party.

Those first two paragraphs are fucking solid gold.

Those first two paragraphs are fucking solid gold.

What a phenomenal final sentence.

What a perfect tweet by Demings.

1. If you’d have asked me what was on board Lil Wayne’s private jet aside from, say, seats, I’d probably have said drugs and firearms.

See: Cosby, Bill 

I feel pretty confident that you are the first one ever to refer to Jesus as “The Baby Born of No Boning”.

Wow. I love every bit of this magnificent wordsmithing.

This fellow Knickerbocker fan sees you. 

Yes. And even though it is a waste of time, I have found myself wondering on more than one occasion, why Cos - who was that influential and that wealthy - felt compelled to get sex by those means, rather than simply charming someone, or, failing that, paying for it. It seems like with a bit of effort, he could have…

Yes. You're probably right. Good point. 

Well articulated.

But you done good by smacking her in her smug little face.

Every day The Root has at least one headline that I would swear was clipped from The Onion.