^ This person punk rocks.

From your mouth to the car gods' ears. 

Feces Hole Buttocks is the orange fellow currently squatting in the White House.

I’m grey on this site, and will likely so remain, so no worries about me miseducating others.

“It isn’t clear what the grant money was intended for but, suffice it to say, it never made it to any proper recipients.”

“Every genetic problem I have is translated from the recipe book of my genome to the buffet of my brain...”

I’m terribly late to this party.

Those first two paragraphs are fucking solid gold.

Those first two paragraphs are fucking solid gold.

What a phenomenal final sentence.

What a perfect tweet by Demings.

I assume that it was to give the researcher the perverse pleasure of crushing the offending Lego beneath their foot, as opposed to the standard lobotomy it typically induces when stepped on in a dark hallway at approximately 3:17AM.

“Long enough to cover the subject, and short enough to create interest.”

Enjoyed every word.

1. If you’d have asked me what was on board Lil Wayne’s private jet aside from, say, seats, I’d probably have said drugs and firearms.

See: Cosby, Bill 

I feel pretty confident that you are the first one ever to refer to Jesus as “The Baby Born of No Boning”.

Wow. I love every bit of this magnificent wordsmithing.

This fellow Knickerbocker fan sees you.