And more of you appears before you realize it.

This a terrible (and also awesome) idea.

This person is wise beyond their years. 

A blessing.

But assholes with the most delightful accent, as well as a hint of malice and two dollops of do-I-look-like-I-give-a-shit.

So, that plus Viagra = ?

“numb is becoming a normal feeling.”

Always love seeing your headlines.

1. That ain’t glue. 

Why the fuck is White Jesus™ giving certain folks gifts early, and I haven’t gotten shit ?

Here for the old school.

Belligerent Negro Scofflaws is an excellent name for a garage band.

*whips out calculator*

I knew someone who would be delighted to be called a whore-lady.

I call bullshit on this, Eleanor.

I loved every word of this comment.

He is looking more and more like a low-budget Will Ferrell. 

Took me a minute to figure out what a “God detox” was...

1. Corn nuts are invited everywhere, at all times.

“the festering id of Trump’s psychic apparatus”