So, do they just lop it off at the neck, or prescribe atomic-strength laxatives ?

You had one job!

This. Sweet, sweet Jesus: this is exactly what would happen.

What is the sound of one hand tweeting ? 

My deepest apologies.

Try it first, though.

“Confit turkey legs or thighs can be made up to three days ahead, then re-warmed...”

Bo knows Tecmo.

Slash from G n' R ? 

Next stop: CitiField

Can I unread this ?

Everything blessed word this comment is perfect.

This is the Lord's only take. 

Sweet, sweet newly-installed-bookcase-Jesus.

This. A thousand times, this.

10 seconds ?

+1 errant foul tip to the crotch

Bodies, and their limbs, are - more often than not - in certain general proportions.

LJ is a perfect comparison.

From a physical standpoint, The Round Mound of Rebound is an excellent comparison.