+50 bedpan-induced concussions

150 days in jail?

But d'ya really have to cuss so much ? 

Oh no. The king has spoken. Whatever shall we do...

You have inadvertently made Trump’s day. He framed where you called him “The Bulge”.

That was my first thought, too.

While I don’t agree with your conclusion, your last sentence is poetry.

That was painful.

Curmudgeon

You win. JFC, you win. 

5 minutes ?!

^  footballs

Yes.

Martin Niemöller.

This man baseballs. 

User name checks out...

This submission should have made the cut.  

Right?!

Excellence

Didn’t have to go very far to get this retort. Thank you, sir or madam.