Josh Gordon, tho...

You are parenting well. 

Put that shit into an 18 gauge. 

Hush, you fuckwit.

Yes. A thousand times, yes.

1. As far as the Carroll vid, I think you ought to abide by some standard of decency, and warn the good folks who read your column.

From your mouth to God’s ears.

This.

Don’t ungrey this, as it doesn’t matter, or add anything to the discussion.

“Fucking Cops! Fuck all Cops”

Spot on.

Here’s your fucking star.

This comment put some happy in my heart.

“My older kids tend to want to verbally spar back and forth, try to use all the Internet bandwidth, and ask for money and stuff. They make me sad."

“As kids get older they get easier, physically, while the emotional toll grows”

Or, was that not his plan at all, but now that he sees how much pushback he’s gotten in social media and the press, he then decides to do the Texas two-step and make it as if that was his plan all along.

“... you are comforted by the jingling sound of the 30 pieces of silver inside the cupholder of your Maybach.”

His real name’s Clarence

A serious question (I’m not trying to troll):

If only I had the power to lift this glorious comment of yours out of the greys...