“Dear, are you reading OldBeigeGuy puns on the toilet again?”
huh?
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Bowl? Try using a small mirror.
For your insolence, you’ll be tied to a Post while the rest of us throw Pebbles at you.
Cheerios powder at the end of the bag is the absolute worse. Getting that powder on your bowl of cereal destroys it!
Style is hardly the first thing on a cyclist’s mind...
Style is hardly the first thing on a cyclist’s mind...
Appropriate, since after that injury he definitely won’t be the same boy he used to be.
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Playing in the background (if I can hear correctly), because of course it was:
I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst
I believe this is what is classified by the white house as “Locker room talk”
People who type in all caps.
If any country was going to have a twin-scored goal...
Fleck is eventually called up to Murray’s show after his nervous laughter-riddled set goes the 1970s version of viral, which was when your uncle mailed you a VHS tape and you made copies and mailed it to your friends
You’re not wrong, but Jared Leto shouldn’t be mentioned in the same breath as Phoenix.
Ironically I found the most beautiful people work in HR, that's why I keep getting sent there. And then once I'm there I end up needing to see HR again, it's an infinite loop.
I enjoy going to a baseball game. Honestly, it is a great time.
I make it to like 2 MLB games a year. I live maaaaayyyybe 5 miles from a pro team’s stadium. It’s simply too expensive to go to a game. Beers are like 12 bucks now, and the tickets? Crazy! Food? how much do you want me to spend on a hot dog?! How many…
Excellent article.
To fix the tanking portion of the attendance problem (and tanking at large), I’ve often wondered why none of the major sports leagues have considered changing the draft order from “worst to first” to “best non-playoff team to worst non-playoff team, then worst playoff team to champion”. In this scenario, using last…
Oh Deadspin...back with the autoplay ads under the Glorious New Regime. Annnnd off the Whitelist you go...
Promotion and relegation are desperately needed in every professional sport in the US. Unless it’s a Man City/Liverpool battle like last year, the Premier league remains interesting at the end of the year as teams are fighting for the chance not to be replaced East Frogsbottom Wednesday.
Teams like the Marlins, Orioles & Tigers should be relegated to AAA when they don’t even try to field a competitive team. What? Free Agents don’t want to sign with a relegated team? Well then field a competitive fucking team you cheap bastards.