I love how the spectators, who are standing in elevated metal bleachers, seem relatively unconcerned that they could be next.

What are Usain?

I can’t tell who’s actually injured and who’s flopping in that video.

Was on a flight once and was sitting on the row with the mid-plane evacuation doors—puh-lenty of legroom. A man was sitting in the row behind me, middle seat even, and he said the woman sitting next to me was his wife, so could I please change seats?

Guys, I’m starting to think that Antonio Brown might be an asshole.

You win today’s internets.

These guys fight with the skill and grace of three sleepy manatee trying to fuck a beach ball.

There is an easy and foolproof way to get students to come to early season, non-conference games... Schedule actual good teams from real conferences.

I appreciate these two being adjacent in my feed.

Yeah, I don’t know if I’d vote for this guy yet compared to the other candidates (I need to hear more from him on the debate stage), but I’d definitely vote for him over Trump; no thought needed there. Again, I’ve been going over his recent interviews and townhall speeches, and am coming away impressed so far. I like…

I don’t know if I agree with all of his policies, but I initially heard about him through his book, The War on Normal People — it’s a very well-researched (and terrifying) look at how the rise in automation will upend many industries and huge amounts of jobs. He makes an incredibly compelling case for needing to get…

I find it so odd how many people are scoffing at this micro-pilot program for UBI as if it’s such a publicity stunt or misuse of funds. Of course it’s a publicity stunt. Everything candidates do is a publicity stunt!

I honestly didn’t think you could keep up all those puns furlong. 

The problem isn't Sunday weddings, the problem is you having kids!

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

I’ll allow it. Redheads with beards should be banned from pretty much all public places just on principle.

Apple is a company that people who love the environment love to talk about using, they’re also hugely responsible for the idea of yearly “generations” of technology fueling one of the worst environmentally impactful cycles ever introduced by humankind. Thank you Apple for making yearly E-waste of toxic and precious…

The lack of the fingerprint scanner/home button has given me the most pause when considering replacing my stuff. I know if I used a phone/ipad without a button for a bit I’d get used to it, but change is scary at my age. I gotta approach with caution.

While I agree with fairly compensating the players, the Mets had a sale on tickets for a while this season and you could get in for seven bucks. However, parking was still $25, and it still cost more than $20 for a bad hamburger, fries and a soda or beer. It’s already easier, and a lot cheaper (including the price of…

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight.