HaHaHa... well said.  Reminds me of that scene in one of the batman films where Morgan Freeman calls that dude out for trying to blackmail his boss, who also happens to be a millionaire vigilante.

This was on Mythbusters once and they concluded running was faster than diving/sliding.

I might be more inclined to watch this.

Perhaps they’re pulling for the Warriors to lose like many of the rest of us

Replying here so I can latch onto the poop thread:

Amen! I’ve been crying similar sentiments for a few years now. (I’ll openly admit I’ve let my fandom & love of sports blind me to this ruse for far too long)

“You should be”, “You’re doing ____ wrong”, and this one, “Don’t ____”

The bottom of the NBA is such garbage, I’m not a soccer fan-- but I do think they’re onto something with that whole relegation thing.

You spelled Joe West wrong in your headline.

2 Words: small hands

Same here. I’m 6'2" at the doctor’s office, but all my friends who claim to be 6' SWEAR I must be 6'3" since I’m at least 3-4" taller than them. Often I feel vain after a car ride messes up my hair, but in all reality it’s an unnecessary pain in the ass... it’s not like I’m Hightower in Police Academy having to drive…

1000% Agree with the David Carr was not a bad QB statement, glad to see others backing this up.  For some reason I’ve always felt strongly about this, with no reason to-- I’m a Packers fan in WI with no connection to him or the team.

Normally that sweet block or dunk would be the best of the highlight, but in this one it’s the pass.... seriously great pass.

I would think a big reason golf is more likely to have low ranked winners as compared to tennis is because in a golf tournament it’s essentially every man/woman against the course, whereas in tennis you’re going straight up vs an opponent. So even on world ranked #400's very best day, it’s not as good as world ranked…

Seems like a misleading headline as if to imply the stadium’s owners set the ticket prices so high.  I think the NFL sets super bowl ticket prices.  

Is there a way to filter out the meaningless cubs content where the cardinals or white sox are mocked? I realize this will eliminate a good chunk of deadspin’s baseball coverage (maybe it’s must read material for fans of these teams?), but to the rest of us it’s like watching a schoolyard shoving match. Who really…

Is there a way to filter out the meaningless cubs content where the cardinals or white sox are mocked? I realize this will eliminate a good chunk of deadspin’s baseball coverage (maybe it’s must read material for fans of these teams?), but to the rest of us it’s like watching a schoolyard shoving match.  Who really…

That shit’s funny

This commercial has good Flo

I’ve never had Rock & Rye, but SoulBoxer is much more than just Whiskey & Rock Candy.  They use Door County Cherries & oranges to create a complete cocktail that is much better than this article’s lame attempt at an old fashioned.