Getting away from the Orioles can do a lot for a man’s disposition. 

Give it a season or two before he throws a bat at Blooper during a game.

Maybe the Giants should have drafted Puig instead

Albany already has a coach.

One Dong Two Cups?

Joey Gallo Insists He Gets Along Very Fine With Rangers Teammate Nomar Mazara, Says They’re Just Both “Alpha Males”

D’Angelo Russell making the playoffs while the GALAXY BRAIN front office of the Lakers sits home again is one of the most heart-warming stories of this NBA season. 

If he’s a real Caruso, he’ll follow this peak performance by quitting the Lakers in order to try out for movie roles.

Checked out the box score to the Yankees Orioles game. Chris Davis is on pace for 400 strikeouts, assuming he has 400 plate appearances.

It is literally never too early to play this game. It can only be too late.

Bryce Harper and Manny Machado on pace for 0 HR, 0 hits, 0 RBIs, and 324 Ks.

Me: on pace for 486 beers and 1,296 buffalo wings

while we’re at it, Lonzo should check his birth certificate to make sure ‘Born 2 Ball’ is in fact accurate

I have faith in a Mormon’s ability to be bored *anywhere*.

That’s why I reference my ZIP +4. Wayyy more exclusive. Makes for awesome hand signals. 

maybe Our Dumb President is right and the Jets really are too complicated to operate

I took ibuprofen for a few weeks and warm up and haven’t had a problem since.

I’ll give him this, even if his game is in decline he’s shown evolution.