Excellent work there son. Now take your star and hit the showers.

“As far as I’m concerned, she pulled herself to the ground.”

Holy Shit.

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

The Lakers best drafted player over the last five years is currently under contract with the Pelicans. 

Randle was man-handling LeBron that NO game too, and is still growing better. What stupidity signing KCP instead of investing in their own rising-star. He was once the top-ranked HS recruit for a reason.

Well, you don’t get Russell and Kuzma. The pick they used on Kuzma came from the Nets as part of the Russell/Mosgov for Brook Lopez deal that was almost entirely about getting the remainder of Mosgov’s contract off their cap.

As a fellow Lakers fan I say: preach. Right now the difference between having Magic in charge and Isiah Thomas in charge is the sexual harrasment  allegations.

It’s funny to see Mike Singletary, who actively wore a Ned Flanders sized piece of the true cross when he coached the 49ers, be so anti-Christian.

Listening to the car radio is cardio.  Right?

Disclosure: The author of this piece has been provided Gordon Beckham’s used footwear by the Chicago White Sox, and has been sent a Hawk Harrelson alarm clock by a White Sox enthusiast. His opinions are his own. 

The answer, as always, is clear:

Theory No. 7: Would-be fans spend 97% of their disposable income on mirrored Oakleys, Jimmy Buffet paraphernalia, Valtrex and stickers of Calvin pissing on things.

Luckily after these two incidents the Panthers instituted safety policies that ensured that stray pucks would only ever hit empty seats.

Not sure Magic will turn out to be a good President of Basketball Operations. Palinka used to be an agent, but this whole AD episode does not make the Lakers organization look that good. It makes it seem LeBron is running the show with Rich Paul (which they are), and a good team with a good Front Office (Boston, LA…

They did dodge a bullet with Aldridge tho...

I know this probably hurts teams dealing with the Pels in the future, but for now, I will happily laugh at Magic getting so strung along that the AD chase torpedoed his team’s psyche. Watching the Lakers show up in Indiana in full “sad Charlie Brown Arrested Development walk” mode was one of the highlights of the…

I like that Harper looks like he is running away from that anthropomorphic car.