The lucky kid will either be Bethany Bowlen Wallace or Brittany Bowlen.

C’mon, what does this have to do with Jim Irsay?

I know Jake Delhomme didn’t play for the Cardinals, but spiritually, I really feel like we should add him to this list.

His percentage is a crime, dog

Huey Lewis gets his cut, too.

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

But for several, the answer to their problems is simply a cup of Joe.

Turns out we need law & order? Because us people are shitty?

Or, don’t drink starbucks before or during your hike. This eliminates two waste issues: the cup, and the poop.

Or, don’t drink starbucks before or during your hike. This eliminates two waste issues: the cup, and the poop.

Maybe not that well, but they are trying

I mean hes at Duke so you know hes REALLY white.  The kind of white you just can’t teach 

It’s because Duke’s uniforms look like the Colts’. That’s it.

more like ottofellating.

The fan probably heard how cheap real estate is in Pistons’ heads and thought he’d try to buy some.

Well a prophylactic recall turned me into parent

I’ve been a Pats fan my whole life, which includes a lot of really awful years. In recent years, I’ve said, “They’ll go 12 and four, don’t shit yourself.” Well, this year, they won’t make that goal, but will still make the playoffs. I actually want the Pats to suck again a little, so that some of the fucking morons…

Poor Matt Damon.

Look at this fucking guy. The only thing keeping him from being a movie villain is a cat.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.