One might say the position they’re worst at selecting is GM.

What job is Smush Parker getting?

Well he did totally call it on the Durant kid. I hear he’s really great.

Not NBA, but Ruben Boumtje Boumtje at Georgetown has him beat by 2 letters. He played a couple seasons for the Trail Blazers, but apparently they only ever had “Portland” or “Blazers” on their jerseys. The Portland version would earn him a tie w/ Giannis.

I wish at some point Dikembe had insisted that the back of his jersey read “Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo.”

Martynas Andriuškevičius, Cleveland

Is the combination of Milwaukee on the front and Antetokounmpo on the back the most letters ever on an NBA jersey?

Biggest takeaway from this is all of the Deadspin staffing changes for 2017.

Take=Hot Karl

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Better to have offense problems than bench problems though

“So tell us about the jobs that will be created by this stadium plan.”

Best way to keep a Baptist from drinking all your booze... invite two of them.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

Spoiler Alert: He doesn’t ride a comically undersized bike.

Of course. This was peak Steph:

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Meanwhile, Jacksonville can’t even find a way to sack their own coach.

And the name of their weed dispensary: Pro Bowls