Vladito’s tip of the hat and Hays tipping back was pretty cool too. 

I’m going to attribute this to the curse of Mike Vanderjagt. Anyone remember seeing him freak out after a timeout was called to ice him prior to missing that field goal against the steelers?

My thought was it was likely someone whom solely follows these three in their feed, cuz that would make logical sense. My timeline is littered with sports and random animal things, so I can’t imagine having the attention span to piece this sleuthing together. Its like somewhere in between Encyclopedia Brown and…

I’m just curious as to how you guys pieced this together. I’m guessing the comments? 

Bury me a G

I don’t know why but I was remembering the shitty white sox and thought of Marchman, and then saw his roast and have now spent the better part of a half an hour realizing what a scumbag KJ is. Man, that’s a hell of a story and bc it just shows how a lot of folks are willing to gloss things over for unknown reasons. 

Exactly. This is a total bummer. I hope Yelich recovers quickly. 

This is why I deadspin. +1

I remember being so excited when Eric Davis became a Dodger, but he wasn’t as good for us. Didn’t he get beaned in the balls with a fastball when on the Reds?

Dodger fan here wondering if this dude makes you miss Puig less.

I like how it takes all sorts of geniuses from other walks of life to come into sports and realize that optimizing (aka losing) for draft capital and being smart about how to use that draft capital is a revolutionary concept. Yeah, revolutionary shit huh?

So I was jogging in my neighborhood not too long ago when I saw a guy who I thought was Rob Ryan at a breakfast place along my route and the only thing I could think about to ask was, “Hey Rob, whats up with your brother’s foot fetish?’ but in the off chance it wasn’t him I didn’t say anything. I wonder what would…

Honestly, Fuck Harrison Bader for two reasons:

Am I the only one who read this and thought, “Man, I bet Zlatan has some kind of Yo Momma jokes in the bag,’? 

Man, I appreciate Marisnick actually calming his guys down. I don’t approve at all of the running down of Lucroy, but that move sort of makes me think the dude knows he messed up and is just trying to do his best to get it behind him. I hope Lucroy is doing better and can hopefully just write that off as two guys…

This brings back so many good memories of football. After the Raiders and Rams left LA, I stopped watching football, except for the opportunity to see what Barry Sanders would do, and boy, even in bad games (which they usually were) the guy would do some stuff so amazing, it would make me hate going to mass cuz I…

Look Marchman,

Using my understanding of advanced statistics, adjusted for rink factors, this is actually worse than Raider Fan.

Damn man, I thought this was only possible for Raiders fans. Could Bruins fans be on the same level as Raiders fan?

THIS IS WHY I DEADSPIN!! TAKE ALL THE DAMN STARS GIRI