You know what, that makes perfect sense. I’m not a jersey dude per se, but I could see myself rocking various throwback jerseys of players of the era I grew up super into sports. But yeah, it does strike me being super creepy wearing some 20-somethings jersey at this point.

Yeah, this is a good call. What age would you think you’re too old to be wearing some other dudes’s jersey? 26?

In defense of capitalism, I don’t come to deadspin to read taeks about it.

Yeah, this is a fair point. This then points out to my overall lack in self awareness that as a larger than average person, I mock the small handed with my burrito grasping abilities.

Wait, but your burrito stabilization is for your small mouth? This is confusing to me. Please explain.

YE DOTH PROTEST NOT SO MUCH! BRING IT!

I feel like this burrito hack is for small handed people that can’t one hand burrito hold. Also, if you’re that small, why are you eating a burrito this large?

*Such a week take. ‘Nan one mentioned the grahamer in the article you turd.

Yeah, I come to deadspin for its understated articles written elegantly in an F. Scott Fitzgerald-esque prose as well and am continually disappointed when this website misses its mark. 

Yeah, I don’t know why they traded Krapsnaps, like that wouldn’t be a valuable chip to get them AD or something, but yeah, I think the only shittier front office in the NBA than the Lakers is the Knicks. 

Hey Bill Simmons,

I appreciate the shoutout to Marchman and his particularly shady ethics when it came to covering the white sox. So glad you guys don’t have that conflict anymore.

Yeah, drafting Jones that high is a shit use of draft capital, but you know lineages, cutcliffe, potential, etc. etc. 

As a dodgers’ fan, I appreciate Deadspin’s continued Puig updates. Miss that guy.

This is exactly what I came here for. Thank you. 

+1

Man, there’s such a contrast between the dodgers and lakers nowadays, and its so much easier to root for the dodgers because they mostly have home grown talent or reject pile finds whom populate their lineup and they’re ballin’, but the damn lakers are so much more difficult to stomach because of how they jock sniff…

Dude, literal LOLOL. Good work. 

Is it too early for ‘if he keeps this pace up all season,’ taeks?

+1 This is the type of pettiness I come here for.