The best thing I’ve seen in a while, lolol.

So when did Deadspin actually become legit journalists?

#kobe

+1 this is a solid take

Would the world end if Simmons interviewed Hinkie? I’m thinking yes, but would like to hear your thoughts.

Its like an echo chamber which I control!

I’m a huge fan of the self-replying.

Its so gratifying to read someone rip into something on this website. You guys do it with such verve that it makes me feel less hateful for the rest of the day.

It would be a long experiment but I’ll still float the idea:

+1

+ 1 +1 = 2

I like how now that Goldwater’s “Let the market decide,” ethos has come to pass, these guys just avoid addressing the fact they’re bigots because liberal bias media.

I feel the Deadspin sports executive of the year should from this point forward be referred to as the, ‘HINKIE-PRELLER AWARD FOR INNOVATIONAL (PSYCHOBABBLE PSYCHOBABBLE) EXCELLENCE.’

No, but he may eat like him.

Anytime I think about Sam Hinkie, I think that anyone that’s ever hired him never read the Emperor’s New Clothes.

+1

Now that I’m out of the greys (fuck you a) I just wanted to say what an excellent take this was.

Yeah I thought it was some sort of joke when I saw dude’s hair exactly match broccoli head. I thought it was photoshop but then thought, ‘Deadspin sure spends a lot of time doctoring pictures to be hilari... Oh. That is his hair, shit I’ve got to post this,’

I think the most impressive part of his picture is that him and Ryan Fitzpatrick share a barber:

Man, I don’t know if there’s anyway this gets better.