Dang it got cold in here suddenly.

+ 1 You the real MVP

Joanna,

I’m now rooting for ‘The Las Vegas Hawknest Raiders,’ though the ‘Las Vegas Nighthawk Raiders,’ sounds like a some sort band of sexual miscreants, and thereby more fitting.

+All the stars

+ Professhunal Franksize

Should I get some coffee? Its 1 pm on the west coast and I feel like I may need some caffeine, but don’t want to lay in bed unable to sleep later.

Man, you have to issue hot taek alerts prior to dropping something that hot. My fucking eyes almost melted upon reading it, lol.

I demand a Deadspin investigation!

This taek cannot get enough stars

You're better than this.

I think a livestream of animals at zoos taking dumps would easily beat that shitshow. (see what I did there?)

Also, +1 on your handle. I’m going to steal it if I need to BTW

#kobe

All the stars

I think you guys should do a whole weekly series entitled ‘COUNTERPOINT: FUCK THIS SHIT,’ just too good a title to not reuse.

+1

Counterpoint: Because of the drop in the pound the Teixeira transfer still wins.

Hockeyspin?

Grammar taeks are the hottest taeks.