The Brits and the Russians duking it out in France, while the Germans are chilling in a hotel somewhere.

Actually, it only takes 2:43.

Don’t listen to all of these other bozos droning on about black holes. The correct answer is me. I am at the center of the galaxy and should be treated thusly.

All them skinny bitches trying to hide behind us. Just cause we’re curvy doesn’t mean we don’t have feelings!

Caramel and nougat.