To be perfectly fair, after she cried for a few minutes, she went online and bought me a World Champions T-Shirt. She’s the best.

Um, yeah.  Luck’s retirement was announced during her f’ing birthday party.  That was fun.

Here’s how it should have ended: Susannah dies as a result of Roland’s single-minded determination to reach the tower, probably in childbirth. Eddie, on the cusp of becoming a true Gunslinger, breaks bad because of this and turns away from the light in exchange for promises from the Crimson King that he can provide…

1). Wes Anderson

I believe that my favorite novelist, Michael Chabon, shares your opinion. His Yiddish Policeman’s Union features a lead detective who is both hard-boiled and decidedly Jewish. He also wrote a brilliant little novella called Gentlemen of the Road that features some truly badass Hebrews. In fact, his working title for…