This right here is Fantastic Gawker Media, well done

Seriously, this just blew my mind.

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Here I should clarify that I despise coyness and code-speak and that if you ask me whether I “party” the answer will be “not with you”

Life hack: if your answer is “no,” then the meaning of the question becomes irrelevant

Wow. I hope you never get a job that deals with other people’s money.

cocaine

This just goes to show how smart the Wellers are. I mean, why spend your own money on hookers and blow when other people will just give it to you?

They laughed at my job. I laughed at their screams!

It’s elementary: blue plus yellow equals green.

I feel like that would back fire so quickly, where people discover ‘bodies’ that were ‘freshly murdered’ in attempts to gain Stardust rewards.

Surely the police have duties that supercede stumbling around aimlessly looking for bodies, that may or may not exist, in random wooded areas. Responding to 911 calls, for example.

I laughed so hard I farted when reading this.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

Is nothing sacred? how can i know if anything is real anymore?