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The Florida Panthers are still playing NHL-level hockey?

You should see what he does with the 'ol broomstick

I hope it's not as difficult as when his parents tried to take candy away from him when he was young. That was supposed to be easy

The Angels would have to sell 85,714,285.71 ounces of beer to pay for Albert Pujols' contract, or roughly the amount consumed by Jack Kerouac in his lifetime.

This exchange is getting really heated. I really hope it cools down

This is the last straw

"Go Pnes"

Apparently the negotiating process on his contract took a while

Blood, sweat and Pap smears

Karl Malone on abortion: "I agree, of course."

Police are looking for also looking for an African American individual approximately 6'2" tall. He's been spotted mostly in Minneapolis and Anaheim

Lawson could argue he was acting in defense, but nobody has seen him do so prior

If I remember correctly, Mark Grace took a shot after his first hit. His concentration was off the rest of the game too

Personally, I think they just lack Seoul

Considering most of these students go to Purdue for the fact they couldn't even get into Indiana, pride went out the window a long time ago

Jamaica tried to administer the tests, the athletes just simply ran away

Reminds me of that time Josh Brent drove me home from the bar

Still more exciting than a 76ers game

Jason Leffler wasn't driving?

Poor Plouffe. Not even Chris Berman has trouble with leather