The amount of success an old guy has on TV just sort of Depends

I ways thought the Giants were more of a flash in the pan than anything of substance

Technology these days.... I remember when I had to wait weeks to see Heidi Montag's face get rearranged

"Redskins fans are free to have panic attacks as they envision the worst-case scenario."

Big time Packers will love what they can do in there.

Since when was Aaron Hernandez released from prison?

Alcohol? Blades? This thing is turning into a circus

Gruden couldn't stop talking about the delivery of the cake, saying that it was much better than the sloppy one Blaine Gabbert gave him

Attractive women? sweets? You suddenly have Jason Whitlock's attention

Well, E Gordon Gee was right about Catholics

Norte dame had a solid one with Declan Sullivan

This explains some of Chris Berman's obsession with the leather-clad Batman.

She was going to use a gun but Anderson couldn't teach her how to shoot

Worst. Christmas. Ever.

I'm sure a minor league pitcher can still strike him out too

Just wait to see what Fernando Rodney throws at him next time the O's play the Rays

What Mike Leach can't stand being thrown out? A hoagie.

I hope he put sunblock on. He doesn't want to become a Redskin again

Ok, but what if Johnny Manziel were black?

See, J.J. Redick? Unplanned mistakes aren't always such a bad thing