Oh no, did somebody on the Internet hurt your feelings?

"We recognize why that could be seen as hypocritical. … We're going to exit that business immediately."

I forgot what E Gordon Gee said about SEC types and how they're not very bright

With his history of concussions, you would think Austin Collie would be more afraid of what is to come, but when reached for comment, all he said to a reporter was, "Are you guys twins?"

I would say I'm surprised France isn't on the list, but then I remember they surrendered their ranking a few years ago

These kids need to grow up. It happens to me every day at the office when I try to throw a piece of trash away.

That doesn't mean fans are allowed to give anything less than 110 percent and a couple teeth.

Unfortunately, the stick up Nick Saban's ass is not yet for sale.

There are 13 Milwaukee Bucks games that are actually tolerable to watch?

This is so stupid. Each of the WNBA rookies are allowed to have girls in their rooms

Eddie Lacy would have joined in the fight too, but he doesn't want to give his teammates even more reason to call him Butterbean.