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I will never see Titanic. Really.

Me: Oh hey, apparently mani/pedi's are a gift to you!

Hey Gisele! My baby's 1 week old and he poops 5 min after I breastfeed too! I win.

I just made a move back to my hometown and am finding it insanely difficult to make friends. This has to do with the fact that I work for my parents, so I can't meet people at work (which as a former bartender I was completely used to doing), then the fact that I just had a baby so of the 3 friends I did have here, 2

OMG my husband will be devastated. AJ Cook is his celebrity crush, and I think he might cry. Texting him now. Will advise if there are tears.

My husband has morning sickness, GI problems, back pain, etc. It's pretty funny.

@MareCrisium: Why do you feel angry about it now? I mean, just wondering, since at the time you knew that it was a necessary thing for your family, why the anger now?

@oh_desy: Oh was about to say that. I wore a size 4 Gap jeans, and size 6 AA was super tight.

My advice for her would be to ask him - since per her letter they are pretty tight as friends - if he ever thought about dating outside his race. This would open a huge can of worms discussion, and probably clue her in to his state of mind regarding interracial dating.

"Pushing present"?!?! I better remind my husband of this. Because my ideal pushing present is an ice cold beer, a bottle of tequila and a rare steak.

@HelloKitty: Absolutely. I was reading an old copy of Fit Pregnancy this weekend (I'm 8 months pregnant), and in the first 20 pages, there were five different statistics that told me that I was making my baby obese, increasing preterm labor, causing him a 66% chance of asthma, etc. etc. etc.

@Honeybunch: Ah yes, I forgot about that one. But it is right next to Greenlake - again, super duper expensive area. And is right next to University Area.

The thing about this "research" is that Whole Foods is smack dab in the middle of downtown Seattle - at the perfect apex of where all the trendy neighborhoods meet. Very upper class.

@J.Llo: I loved that movie too! Well, I loved the 45 min in the middle of it when Krull the Warrior King was introduced.

@AfroJezeBella: In my Human Sexuality class in college, my professor actually let us know that one ejaculation has about 36 calories of the protein variety. God I loved that class.

This word (and post) irritates me. I don't want my upcoming kid to have a spare parent. Maybe it's me being sensitive, but it feels like my husband and I are replaceable. Like, we keep a spare bottle of wine in case the one we open is bad. The replacement bottle is just as good!

The title of this is misleading - all she's saying is that pregnancy isn't the body curse that people think it is; it's a beautiful, wonderful thing that changes you. She's saying is that it is possible to get back in shape - if that's important to you - after baby.

@bluebirdred: Is the support garment the same thing that you use after birth to squish your hips/waist/uterus back into place? Belly bandit, i think it is. If I can kill two birds with one stone, maybe I should get one.