I’ve often wondered what it would take for Salty to recommend tipping less than 20%. I remember one from way back where the server rolled their eyes at the guest’s grandmother (who from the story apparently hadn’t said anything offensive or rude) and Salty still recommended a 20% tip.

Absolutely not. Support your local indie pizza joint with that money. 

I’m pretty sure at this point, we all understand that it’s bad for you. I cannot imagine that anyone thinks that a coffee drink with two different kinds of syrup and whipped cream is good for you. I know two nights ago, when I had a shitty day and got a peppermint mocha on my way home because it was festive, I didn’t…

I’m glad Samer learned to stick to squirts

You see this as different from associating blacks and fried chicken or watermelon? And there, as pointed out by Dave Chappelle, fried chicken is delicious! Filipinos have been called “dogeaters” as a slur for decades (read the book with that name).

How is he showing arrogance?

And yet, I am not feeling the sense of urgency.

Eh, his podcast shows him to be pretty smart, self reflective, engaging and erudite - sure he has a touch of the masculine “gotta have an opinion of everything” to him but the title of the show suggests he’s at least conscious of that (although calling yourself out is different from trying to be better). Seems like…

And I will at this time further expound upon the “marrying up” concept. Dax is adorable, and sweet, and nice, and clearly absolutely crazy about his wife. These are VERY ATTRACTIVE QUALITIES. How are we supposed to pick our spouses? Bell chose the nicest guy in the room. Given the option, why would anyone do otherwise?

He’s marrying up, sure, but it also proves her bone fides as just as cool/sweet in real life as her characters appear to be. They seem like an awesome fun couple. Plus, I’ve seen on TV commercials that he does laundry and other chores, which I assume is true (because it saw it on TV). Never underestimate the power of…

Not to mention Heaton's awful husband that just got accused of some variety of on set sexual misconduct.

Well, Patricia Heaton is the one who cheered on her hero Rush Limbaugh when he referred to Sandra Fluke as “a slut.” I’m not very familiar with her acting, but off camera she seems like a real peach:

She was also missing the logic of why would that person even bring two cables? Just bring the charging cable and leave the data cable at home, where it will likely still never be used to transfer data.

I assumed “former MLB third baseman” takes into account his current status as a Met.

As he’s a former Met, I predict in his next season he’ll bat .400, hit 5000 home runs, and win a Golden Glove.

I’m so sorry to hear about your dad. But that is a tremendous find. Did he eat the salads you made for him?

I’d started citing, point by point, where the original article indicates cost/burden on a restaurant, and realized I was copy/pasting half the piece.

So, you have extreme ignorance in how to prepare a kitchen to avoid cross contamination for food allergies, and the arrogance born of that ignorance to be unwilling to learn better from those who do know about such things.

More of an obsession with calling out bullshit when I see it.

Part of my job is managing and creating logins for one of the largest insurance companies here in the US.