Some of my favorite things about this video:

It’s great up here. Feels  good to live on a planet that doesn’t judge you for ordering a hot dog as a side dish.

My wife and my Shake Shack order is always a burger each, fries, and a hot dog. We share the hot dog.

You’re not supposed to wait for the popping to stop, you’re just supposed to wait for it to slow down. If you try to pop every kernel, you’re gonna burn every kernel.

Act II (the regular butter kind, not the butter lovers kind), is hands down the best microwaved popcorn, and every store around me stopped carrying it. It’s a damn shame. If you cook it a little under, as in, stop the microwave while it’s still popping one or two kernels per second, the popcorn is, dare I say...juicy?

Damn, this is the biggest Gerwin snub yet.

Yes. One uses Wendy’s ingredients and the other uses Burger King’s.

I believe it is up to the staff at the Takeout and G/O Media. When they originally introduced the greys, it was explained that quality commentors would be ungreyed. I’ve considered myself a quality commentor but only ever got ungreyed by Deadspin. I’ve been wading in the Takeout greys for a long while now.

President Trump is basically a WWE wrestler who believes his storyline even when he’s not onscreen.

I live a few blocks from the #1 place on the list, Shawarma’s Guys food truck. I have never been there and I will likely never go because the line was apparently over an hour yesterday.

This is all very pedantic. The Pizza ATM isn’t an actual automated teller, just like an ATM doesn’t have an actual teller inside. Remember the original comment I was replying to: “Is it an ATM if there’s no teller?” There is no teller in an ATM. A teller is a person. An ATM has automated the job of teller.  

Thanks man. Love your Biggie avatar and the fact that I consistently see your name in my notifications, which means you make an effort to comb through the greys for comments you like. You’re doing the Lord’s work.

Also, my new year’s resolution is to get out of the greys. Just putting it out there.

$10 for an individual sized pizza seems like a terrible deal, especially for students, who generally have no disposable income.

Is there a teller in a cash ATM?

Is there a teller in a cash ATM?

I couldn’t read the article since it had been taken down; only the headline. But yes, it’s sausage. And ground pork. 

It’s sausage (Yahoo wrote about it today and then took it down), and it was always going to be sausage because Beyond Meat already put one to market, and Impossible Foods, while better, has consistently been a step or two behind Beyond.

Except and Impossible Foods chicken sandwich is going to cost 5x more than a gas station chicken sandwich.

Damn, Gina Rodriguez is still getting slandered for using the N word when her dad (and therefore she) is afro-latino?