Seems like every single music publication just up and forgot that Fleet Foxes exists. At least this list didn’t include any Mumford and Sons or Lumineers or any of those other bands derivative of Fleet Foxes. Helplessness Blues was the quintessential coming of age album for my generation (older Millenial). And…

That’s because everyone seems to be confusing jellied cranberry sauce, also known as cranberry jelly, with actual, whole cranberry sauce. Even from the can, actual cranberry sauce is decent if you like the taste of cranberries.

Google image search cranberry sauce and not a single picture of cranberry jelly comes up for the first 30 or so results. How did a picture of cranberry jelly end up at the top of this article?

Lol wrong Patricia Richardson. We’re talking about the actor, who is pro-choice, not the British politician, whom I had to google because what the fuck are you talking about.

Also because there are no presents. Being an uncle to a bunch of kids, and having best friends with a bunch of kids is amazing, but it’s a pain in the ass around Christmas time.

Not sure if you are, but do not confuse delicious cranberry sauce with it’s less delicious relative, cranberry jelly. If you’ve never had a real cranberry sauce, you’re missing out. If you have and don’t like it, then YOU’RE THE WEIRD ONE, NOT ME!

Imagine picking rolls as your first round choice, admitting to never having any stuffing other than Stove Top, not understanding the deliciousness of mashed potatoes and gravy (even on garlic mashed potatoes), never trying cranberry sauce, and then not realizing that you do Thanksgiving weird until you choose a…

Sure, if you think bragging about how good of a Catholic you are is at all a good quality.

Patricia Heaton was on Colbert and she was insufferable. Her whole interview was about how good of a Catholic she is.

2) always pick the correct one of the two cables to use when they do.

God I hate being in the greys.

So you’re telling me, if I bring my own buns, I can get unlimited skinwiches for a measly $18?

Easy solution. Just drink your tea plain, like the Chinese intended. Adding milk to hot tea is a British bastardization. 

First line in the wiki for Hot Chicken:

I have never waited more than 5 minutes for KFC. 30 minutes seems like an exaggeration? The chicken is already cooked by the time you are ordering.

Ok, .400 is a little bold. But I’ll take the over on a measly 5,000 home runs.

But an avid wine drinker with a “favorite” wine will be able to tell their wine from another, cheaper wine. That’s the comparison. 

He did, and he actually liked them. He was a bit critical of the Fear Factor Jell-O at first, but enjoyed it the subsequent times. I guess it aged nicely? And he said the lemon tomato one “tastes like my childhood.” That made me smile.

Yes, just like there are people who can tell the difference between different wines. But this type of skepticism is exactly why reporting this to the state liquor control commission likely won’t matter. “My gin and tonic tasted different. Please investigate this bar.” Is that enough reason to open up an investigation?