Even that’s probably more sanitary that what OP did.

You guys uh, you guys ever click over to Deadspin? I thought for sure I would see this embedded somewhere in your article.

Fuck off, James!

Jokes are better when they’re left unexplained. Don’t worry, we got it.

she killed at as Madeline Martha Mackenzie in Big Little Lies season two this summer.

Jadeveon Clowney is not close to what we thought he was. Stop throwing around “generational” like it means “better than average.”

Padres should be the most enticing gig. They’re just where the Cubs were in 2014.

Tim Horton’s test in Canada!?!? Color me surprised.

No, because you are throwing only a hotdog sausage. It doesn’t become a sandwich until you catch it in the bun.

Does this record not seem really easy to break?

Shave. The. Fucking. Soul patch.

Awkward if the patron has a higher opinion of his photography than the bar staff does, though. Or if the photo he gives doesn’t fit with the look of the bar. It’s weird to give someone your own framed artwork, as if to say “Trust me, your walls will look better with my artwork on it.”

So is the D League actually adopting this rule, or is this another one of Wagner’s “3 on 3 basketball is coming to the Olympics” moments?

This post is rife with errors, but that was my favorite one. This sentence was fun too:

Tahcochat

Ben Simmons is the only other player that can get away with a hype video of JUST JUMPSHOTS.

Zach:

I’m worried that this is a place where only the poor or oblivious rely on the fee, while the wealthy and generous tip “just to be nice.”

There’s no “too soon” clock. You ever been to Deadspin?

I definitely think people have a misunderstanding about snakes