I mix it up and eat a little bit of everything. But once I’m close to the finish line, I make sure to finish off the boring stuff and save the best bite or two for last.

So then you grew a soul patch thinking it would make you look cool, didn’t you. DIDN’T YOU!?

Just because Frank Zappa is cool does not mean his soul patch is. If anything, Frank Zappa is cool in spite of his soul patch.

Before seeing Gardner Minshew, I had never seen anyone pull off a good soul patch.

Drew, while I’m surprised you didn’t know that about infielders, your intuition was correct. 2b, SS, and 3b all must throw right handed, or else you would see a lot more infield singles and late throws to first. Imagine a 2b taking a toss from SS and then having to turn his whole body 90-180 degrees to try to turn the…

Corona isn’t even the best cheap Mexican beer. Corona is bad, skunk beer, and is only saved by adding lime juice, which is delicious in just about anything.

It makes sense in Syndergaard’s case too. A 3 run difference in ERA is not made up by .200 difference in OPS from one batter. This seems pretty cut and dry. When Thor gets the catcher he wants, he barely gives up runs and they probably win. When he gets Ramos, he gives up lots of runs and they probably lose. This is…

That was the right call though...

I think an important exercise in this situation would be to compare the alcohol units in a typical glass of wine to the typical cocktail and the typical beer. Then compare price points to see if really would have been more “smart” to order a cocktail instead.

Whoa, didn’t realize Bill Walton got into the jersey design game.

Barry over at Deadspin already answered this.

It’s like a combination of a hoagie and...

And straight men have discovered tight jeans.

I once ordered Blaze through Postmates and the driver texted me “line is long, wait is terrible.” I felt bad for the guy but also wanted my food, and my view at the time, in that moment of hunger, was that if Blaze was offered on Postmates, then I shouldn’t feel all too bad.

There were two sets of fines. The first fines, which totaled something like $50k, were for missing team activities. Those were the fines that caused the altercation with Mayock, because the Raiders, all along, had been saying they have his back. The second fine, which was for $200k+, was for his altercation with…

If you read about Tyreek Hill every day, then you do.

Last year I encountered the horror that is deepfake porn videos

I tip a buck the first time and make sure to take a piece of gum or candy. After that, fuck off. Unless I get so drunk that I want a cigarette, in which case, in goes another dollar.

Yep. This woman is a racist, shameless, hypocritical idiot. During that same discussion of names that the article quoted, she said she didn’t like names associated with geography, like Brooklyn or London. She was then reminded that her own daughter is named India.

Not trying to defend Kevin Hart or any other homophobe, but I think you’re getting the context of “it doesn’t really matter I guess” wrong. He’s explaining that he came out while he was on top of the world, because he wasn’t doing it for attention. If he had waited until people forgot about him, and then came out, it…