I tip a buck the first time and make sure to take a piece of gum or candy. After that, fuck off. Unless I get so drunk that I want a cigarette, in which case, in goes another dollar.

Yep. This woman is a racist, shameless, hypocritical idiot. During that same discussion of names that the article quoted, she said she didn’t like names associated with geography, like Brooklyn or London. She was then reminded that her own daughter is named India.

Not trying to defend Kevin Hart or any other homophobe, but I think you’re getting the context of “it doesn’t really matter I guess” wrong. He’s explaining that he came out while he was on top of the world, because he wasn’t doing it for attention. If he had waited until people forgot about him, and then came out, it…

Whoosh. That’s exactly what that comment was implying. Did you not see the comment they were replying to?

When will the “haha look how funny I am, wearing a T-Rex costume” stop? It does not make you a funny person. Returns have diminished.

Actually, IF in fact, you do try a delivery service, it should be one that tips it’s drivers fairly. Like Postmates.

I’m not mathematician, and I’m certainly not a protractor, but that has to be closer to 30 degrees than it is 45.

You guys should just hire Jomboy already.

This vaguely reminds me of an old Brett Butler catch. Saw this live and it is one of my favorite catches of all time, just because of the extra second he hangs over the wall.

Beyond Meat is working on bacon right now. My wife has been on a non-meat kick so I’ve been grilling up beyond meat burgers for the last couple of months. I can tell the difference, but not enough to pine for a meaty burger. It does the job just fine. 

They should set a trap for her by grilling only meat-substitutes for a few days, just to see if she complains. 

It’s sad how it’s even possible, that in 2019, “anti-fascists” can be considered the bad guy.

That’s a standard burger. A “plain” burger is devoid of any toppings or condiments.

Meatball sub?

Spanos’s net worth is $2.4 billion and the team is worth $2.275 billion. Spanos is cash poor (relative to other NFL owners and his own net worth). It’s why he was so desperate to move to LA and get someone else to pay for a stadium.

The fact that he considers marriage a “season” should be fa pretty big red flag for his wife.

That list is literally just Benihanas.

Asians have been using 7up and Coke to cook pork for decades. This isn’t any different.

Hey Kevin, why would the idea of chicken and orange soda gross you out, when Asians like my mom have been using 7up and Coke to cook pork for decades?

Is this serious? Are you being serious?