His exact retort to Charlemagne: “I LET MY NUTS HANG”

Is there no one in this child’s world that has tried to sit him down for a long talk?

Technically he didn’t snitch on cardi. He was asked if she was a blood and he said “yes”. She’s said it on many occasions, at this point it’s public knowledge.

He’s a lefty reliever (one with a passable 1.3 WHIP and more than passable 11 K/9 in his two seasons in the pen totaling over 130 appearances). That basically guarantees him 12 years in the bigs provided his shoulder stays in one piece. Major league rosters love their lefties, and since he nearly averages an inning…

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

You forgot to mention he’s been on the Pirates his whole career.

I don’t believe they do have two different MVP awards based on conference though. I know they have the AP and Writer’s awards, but Tom Brady won both of those last year. Is there another award that I’m not aware of?

First career homer was off Kluber. Next day, homered off Tomlin. First time the Tribe have seen them since that series?  First career homer away from Angels park, first career multi-homer game.  First career four hit game.  Arguably his three best games at the plate have come against the Tribe.  What I’m trying to say…

Good! Keep that real shit away from mah fiction!

In that picture Moolah looks to be at least 67 percent iguana.