10/10 would Dali

“with flawed logic about things”

Is it me or does it low key look like a Miata from the front?

So basically what I said?

What? You expect these autonomous car jokes to just write themselves?

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

Transformers: Jumpstart the Allspark. Transformers: Finally Some Female ‘Bots. Transformers: Has Anyone Seen the Allspark? Transformers: Search for Spark. Transformers: Decepticons Conquer Santa Claus. Transformers: We Finally Make Them Look like Generation One. Transformers: No Humans Allowed. Transformers: Cybertron…

And these guys aren’t some grunts, too. They have college degrees and offices. I think that, given the right tools and supplies, they can finish all of David Tracy’s projects in 5 days, and still have two more days to spare to fix up the broken cars every Jalopnik staffer has.

That dude needed to Focus on his drifting more.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

My new Camaro does 198

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Two reasons why you’re a shit heel:

I hate it almost as much as...

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Hey what about that lizard in Mexico that eats all the goats?

>puma

Oh, sure just make up animals. Looks more like a Chupathingie to me.