Anytime Billy Packer’s advice is taken, the recipient of the advice is doomed.

It’s science.

You make a great point overall, but to be fair, even your own website’s report didn’t mention anything about the prior domestic abuse allegations.

Can you provide us with a list of issues that are acceptable to laugh at? Addiction and recovery is on it, we know that.

“We are Gawker Media, and when it comes to serious issues like this, we know where to draw the li- hey, why are you all laughing? Come back!”

It’s not like deadspin or Albert would ever make light of a serious situation.

I know that blog! It has interesting content once in a while, once your sift through the “Get Our Favorite 2HP Blender For $20” and “Celebrate The ‘86 Mets With This Weekend’s After M*A*S*H Marathon” and “Here Are Five Numbered Paragraphs Explaining Why Ben Affleck’s New Movie Is His Most Mediocre” posts.

How dare people make jokes about a serious situation! I see this all the time on some kind of sports blog called..um...Deadcurve maybe? Hmm...

PT Barman? Is that a person?

Have you seen D’Angelo of late? He might be Shaq.

Counter-point: what if Bryant would have started the season with Chicago, and caught the same ball on his wrist that Mike Olt got, and missed 60 games instead of 8?

Nice click-bait article. Can’t believe you beat the terrible Chicago media to this topic. Nevermind that the Cubs got swept by the Phillies, or lost a few games to the Cardinals while leading late, or only taking 1/3 from the Pirates in late September. Yes, it’s because Kris Bryant wasn’t on the roster for the first 8…

This might just be one of the dumbest blog posts ever written at Deadspin, and that’s saying something considering the ever-increasing level of stupidity that exists on this blog. The idea that keeping Kris Bryant down cost the Cubs home-field advantage for the WC game ignores all the wild up and down swings that…

Doesn’t the rule basically keep defenses from turning into rugby teams in the red zone? Why bother trying to fall on the ball or getting into a pile, when you can just send it through the endzone for a touchback.

Important takeaway here: even players who can’t make the shitty Dolphins roster can nonetheless shut down Ryan Tannehill.

Stephen A. Smith: And I’m looking right into the camera. And I’mma say it again. You do not want to make an enemy out of me. I’m not having it. I’ve done nothing wrong.

“Hold me back! Hold me back! God damn it, somebody HOLD ME BACK, please!”

This is peak First Take. He speaks one sentence and contradicts himself in the next.

whoever drew up this “Stephen A. Smith” needs to go back to CGI school, because this effort is frankly terrible.

Let’s go LIVE to Skip Bayless for a reaction!

Remember when he beat the shit out of his girlfriend? Like when he wasn’t eyefucking a camera decided to fuck his ex, “his ex claimed he threw her over a chair, broke her nose, dragged her alongside her car, and caused her to twist her left ankle and blow out her left kneecap”