All excellent points. I still love these movies (save Iron Man 2 which I've watched twice and still think is a snooze) but nonetheless they like to play it fast-and-loose with their narratives...

Why would the gods make me choose between Harry Potter and Hellboy??? Why sweet lords why???????

I came here just to comment on this picture. Guy Pearce can marry me any day now.

Oh man. TWD over Night of The Living Dead? Bummer. I like TWD a ton, but apparently to some the student has become the master. Not to me.

It cost about 105 mil to make. That's a decent amount of scratch, especially in '97. But it barely made back half of that. Still a great film though. Great satire (which flew right over the "mainstream" head) featuring giant bug aliens that suck the brains from their victims, overly-intense mentors and training…

I'm actually a fan of Michael Bay (the Bad Boys series and The Rock are sweet enough for me to ignore some of his other missteps.) And I thought the first Transformers was a fun ride. The second one was a steaming pile of shite though. And I haven't made it through the third one yet...

Straight the eff up.

Noah is an Old Testament character, which means he relates little to the story of Jesus and more to Jewish tradition then strictly Christian tradition. The tale of a great deluge, Noah's account or otherwise, is prevalent in just about every culture besides Christianity. And the apocryphal Book of Enoch details the…

Between this and Potter, I'm seriously hoping someone actually pulls the trigger on giving Gilliam a big property. He's brilliant but viewed often unfairly as a risk. Would love to see him get more recognition and a shot at working with some serious producers for once!

I stopped reading this entire article when the first letter compared Chewbacca to Jar Jar. I about threw up in my mouth and had to take a breather. I will finish reading this later after I skip over the first one.

Is it raining is it snowing?

But something amazing happens when you spend a bit more time laying track before the train roars away from the station: you actually bond with the characters and care what happens to them.

It started with a very sort of dull and straight-forward episodic, case-of-the-week thing, then around episode 5 or 6 it got solid; there was a thru-line and shit was getting real. I really enjoyed it, but the end of Season 1 felt rushed, the reveals didn't have the gravitas I was hoping for. By the second season, it…

Honestly, let's be done with this. Johnny Depp is a stupendous actor, but because Lone Ranger bombed in such a glorious fashion its threatening to take everyone else down with it. Bruckheimer gets the ax. Who knows what will become of Verbinski. And Depp is suddenly a horrible actor who we're SCARED to see in STRANGE…

I can't stand Stewart. I really can't. That whole affected "oh, I'm scared, I can't do it, blah blah blah." If you REALLY can't do it, get the eff out of the business. Don't bring that shit. You're in Hollywood because you know you CAN do it. You HAVE done it.

Outlook: Honestly, [Jupiter Ascending] looks kind of goofy, but also potentially amazing. Could this be the next Fifth Element?

I'm a Christian and I love science. Science is awesome. So is God. This divide between the two did not exist when I was growing up (I'm 31.) I believe there were dinosaurs and no one at my church told me otherwise; its a new thing for me to hear believers refuting that. I don't "believe" in evolution - its a theory…

This one really got to me...

Dennis Nedry is just gross. And it bothers me deeply. His clothes, his desk, his constant eating, his sweaty face, his sausage fingers. Come on, we all cheered when he got his ass handed to him.