As an actual Colorado Rapids fan, this news makes me very happy, even though I completely agree with Patrick’s analysis that this is more a PR move than a soccer move. Still, welcome, Tim. Can’t wait to see you in Colorado!

Does this rant sound better in Dennis Leary or Dennis Miller’s voice?

And a three-time Best Actor nominee, if you count Depp. Plus, it’s got Peter Deluise.

How the hell does Oscar Gamble not make this list?

Was his first name Lexington?

I believe you mean Francesa has a yuge cock.

Well, in a post-game interview, Sherman did a similar move on Tyler Lockett, which he called a Stone Cold Stunner. So, while I agree the move on Clay looked more like an attempt at an RKO, I think Sherman probably thinks he was doing a stunner. Either way, Matthews no-sold it like a chump.

I get so annoyed with the “Dr. King believed that we shouldn’t look at color but at content of our character” bullshit, leaving out the little part about it being his “dream” that some day that is how we would be judged. We weren’t there yet in 1964, and we’re not there yet today. That’s why it was a DREAM. Stop…

Thank you for reminding everyone of just how good the first Rocky is. In a world where we glorify the relative cheesiness of III and (especially) IV, the original earns its emotions. Burt Young and Burgess Meredith are both fantastic in well-written, moving scenes. It really is a great movie.

Hello?

Even more ridiculous was Axel and Sandow in their Hogan and Savage attire.

I believe the proper plural is “tugs-of-war”.

“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls”

Why do I think Adele’s next album is going to be called “35”?

No, I said you should lay down a bunt - with a “b”, not a “g”.

Exactly. Unless he’s admitting he hasn’t had sex in 15 years.

Hulk Hogan seems to have an unnatural affinity for the Silverdome. I don’t know if it extends to urinals, though.

And a hat-trick for Walcott. This is fun.

That’s a pretty impressive recovery time for such a big Dong.

Slightly off topic, but can anyone explain to me why you’re ever allowed to use your hand to knock down the puck? Why should hands come in to play at all for non-goalies in hockey (other than for holding the stick)?