I doubt she'd look that surprised if that's what he told her.

It could have been worse...she could have said backdoor IS her thing.

There is a succession plan. Unfortunately, it's a never-ending succession plan.

"idiot on the field"? What sport was this again?

Exactly. What a silly article. Every example of this show's plots, characters, and dialogue speaks to why it's not anything like a Disney sitcom. Those shows were explicitly made to be bland and safe, and had no real "jokes" to speak of. Whether you like this show or not, it is clearly doing something different. …

Sorry, but you're wrong. The rules clearly state that, if all three players finish with $0, nobody "wins", and nobody comes back. It has happened at least 4 times in the Trebek era. Not sure why you think differently. Do you have any evidence of that happening? All the games are archived at j-archive.com. FYI -…

I don't think so. The closest they've come was where, after wagering on Final Jeopardy, all three contestants ended with $0, so nobody came back.

They do. If nobody has any money, nobody wins, and they start the next show with three new contestants.

"The other thing I should say, if you look at building 7, the way everything was known before it happened. And the way it was reported in the media before it happened, that doesn't happen. You know?"

Uptown Funk sounds to me like Everybody Walk the Dinosaur

I think it's "It ain't easy bein' cheesy".

I put in on UniMas, expecting it to be in Spanish. I was pleasantly surprised to hear that it was in English. It was my first time watching UniMas (new cable system). Is this normal for them?

I'm surprised it landed in the water

At first glance, I thought it was Sarah Palin. I don't know if that's the coolest or grossest thing I can imagine.

My favorite Chrissie story is one she told on Maron about Lemmy. When she went to England as a teenager, apparently Lemmy took her under his wing. Maron says something like, "that was nice of him to mentor you", and Chrissie says, "I think he just wanted to fuck me". Maron says (again paraphrasing), "thank God you…

I really have to get a gig coaching LeBron. Spoelstra's girlfriend is lovely.

I'm with you on most of them, but does the mother of the groom really have to formally RSVP?

The questions are scripted; the responses are not.

Kelly is awesome. Did anyone see her on the CBS Sunday Morning show? She was asked if the little girl in the Because of You video was her (meaning, of course, did she represent her when she was a child in a similar situation to what was depicted in the video), and she replied something like "no, she was my tour…

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