Knock it off, Grandma

I meant to do that.

Maybe this family should just lick each other clean like cats. Bathrooms seem to be a problem for them.

Serious questions:

To be fair, Melville's having a harder time putting up a fight than E.L. James did.

Kim might not be able to take a selfie with Jesus, but she has taken many selfies with someone who's walked with him.

I understand SBTB was never funny. I just assumed Fallon would do something funny with the reunion. Guess not.

Did anyone else find this painfully unfunny? I get the nostalgia for a 90s reunion, but there were absolutely no jokes. It was just "look, we dressed them all up in their SBTB clothes, and then made references to the show". The howling from the crowd was just distracting and annoying.

Believe it or not, they were all more or less playing their ages when they show ran. MPG, TAT, and Lark were roughly 15-19 during the run, Mario was 16-20, and Elizabeth was the oldest (17-21). Dustin Diamond was actually younger than his character, just 12-16 during the run. The fact that he was so much younger…

I don't know whose baby that is was Selena Gomez, but he/she is just about the cutest thing I've ever seen.

That offends me. Not as a Jew, but as a comedian. She clearly just converted for the jokes.

Are we sure he's being vaccinated? The way I see it, he's having them extract some of his alpha-male Libertarian tiger blood to be replicated and injected into all who make the personal choice to be awesome.

So you're saying there's a chance!

She was also in Foxcatcher

The other "randos" are Oscar Isaac, Miles Teller, and (possible Best Actor Oscar winner) Eddie Redmayne.

I thought they did roll out an inflatable beaver.

Did you used to be on 20/20?

Peace and love; peace and love.

Just wait a couple of months, when it's back to Lebron vs. Durant, or some other more "appropriate" match-up... and I say this as a Hawks fan.