Do Lunchables suck compared to a delicious dinner cooked by my wife after work or a nice steak dinner on the weekend? Fuck no. But, for a quick snack while at the corner store during a 10-minute lunch break? More than acceptable.

“...but this is definitely a case of the walk to school getting a little longer each year.” This is a great way to put it. And even during MJ’s prime, he took time off/got suspended and didn’t play a full season for two years. You know how many titles Barkley, Malone, Ewing, Miller, etc., won it that timeframe? That’s…

Amare is only 33? I swear it feels like he’s been in the league for 20 years.

Also, I’m adding a second one. I often ignored the silly talk about LeBron not being good. I could not give a damn less if he wanted to play with D Wade over Mo Williams. The Spurs were in the midst of a dynasty and the Cavs had arguably (‘01 Sixers) the worst Finals roster I’ve ever seen. But, when he seemed to quit…

That the ‘90s NBA was severely overhyped and misremembered. Yes, we’ve all heard that MJ was six-for-six in the Finals so he’s better than anyone ever. And, personally, I do think he is the best basketball player in NBA history. But, you know how all those other great - all-time greats - didn’t go undefeated in the…

I know we must laugh at Waiters, but this probably is like the 23,425th worst decision he’s ever made. He’s never going to get shots with Westbrook around and with the Thunder front office forcing Billy Donovan to try to justify losing Durant to get Oladipo. Miami will not be very good, and Waiters is going to get to…

If the Browns were a competent franchise (quit laughing,) they would play Gordon one game, target him 50 times so he has something like 24 catches, 200 yards and three TDs, then send him packing for the highest bidder.

Better late than never, I guess. Still insane that the most popular athlete in the history of sports is arriving so late to the game. This ain’t some random WNBA player wearing her shirt inside out. This is the greatest fucking athlete to ever live.

Just when you can breathe a sigh of relief about Bayless being gone, they replace him with Max Kellerman? Yikes. Kellerman is equally annoying, but has not displayed the “wink wink” self-awareness of Skip. Bayless knew he was being a troll.

The Titans are just awful. While I do not personally give a shit about Ken Whisenhunt, I will never understand the move to fire him. “Hey, Ken! We’re going to give you the worst-non-Browns roster in the league. We expect a ton of wins, though!” Huh? And, of course, there’s Mariota. Much-hyped, especially with the…

I just went for the first time, so I am unfamiliar with what either side used to be like. But, right now, the Canadian side is on a different level. And, while I didn’t exactly tour all of the Niagara Falls, NY, even the main drags were shit. I can’t imagine what it’s like a few blocks away from a historical landmark.

Koopa, yes, I was expecting bit more of a national park vibe. But, I will take the vibe on the Canadian side any day compared to the NY side. A quick Google search shows that Niagara Falls, NY is one of the most dangerous places, if not the most dangerous place, in NY. And it has a population of about 50k. The number…

You gotta take the kiddos again! Once they have their passports, of course.

On a side note, how depressing and shitty is the town of Niagara Falls? What a shitfest. If you are reading this and thinking about going to the Falls, I implore you to stay on the Canadian side. You can get a shitty hotel room for cheap and then walk across a bridge to get into Canada, or you can just avoid the U.S.…

Serious question: What is the purpose for suspending pitchers for five games? Do they get paid for each game the team has? If so, then I understand the suspension. If not, then what is the repercussion? Getting an extra day off?

Or, it will be hilarious when they don’t make the playoffs. At any rate, fuck the Cardinals.

I mean, Coach is probably right. The vast majority of wrestling websites are copy and paste from other sites. (Yes, I visit multiple wrestling sites. Don’t judge.) These guys and gals would be stupid if they DIDN’T want to work for WWE. Better pay, bigger organization, bigger reach, etc. And I imagine the same applies…

Fuck the Cardinals. Also, damnit Samer, please stop posting their record. I don’t want to know that STL is above .500! I want to imagine Cardinals fans crying into their moobs and Big Macs in between trying to see their penis!

Lol. You are funny. Enjoy your weekend, tough guy.

OH NO!!! A guy I don’t know and will never meet called me a shithead! Someone please help!