Lol. I enjoy comical comments like yours. Now, on the off chance that you ate a real-life, functioning person that was able to (somewhat) type a sentence in English, what? Are you unable to comprehend even the simplest of things? Let me break it down for you. Bad accusations usually = bad truth. Not always. Sometimes…

In some order, the Cowboys, Buckeyes and Bears are my least favorite franchises in the history of sports. With that said, I try to be fair. And, while I do not condone any sort of domestic violence or rape, I do realize that these athletes are a meal ticket for many women. With the information that has come out so…

The NCAA continues to be the most hilarious thing ever. In this very article, the author wrote about how the Big-12 only had 10 teams because four other teams left. Of course, the rampant sexual abuse of children and protecting rapists is still viewed less negatively than stud athletes receiving a little bit of…

This Bulls squad would definitely be a strong candidate for the 2011 NBA Title. And, hell, who knows? If Rose (please stop laughing) and Noah are healthy, the Rose-Lee-Melo-Porzingis-Noah lineup is interesting and could grab the #2 seed. But, grab the #2 seed in the way that Toronto did last year. Absolutely no real…

A day or two of pay to slap the hell out of someone that was really on your nerves? Or, say, even a week’s pay for some. Not ideal, obviously, but not enough to deter such behavior.

If true, there’s no way Elliott is on the Cowboys roster this fall. As we all know, Jerry and company are waaay too classy to have a well-known woman beater on their team.

Where are these mythical restrooms that bigots talk about where everyone just sits and stares at dicks and vaginas? And, let’s think about this logically. If a women decides to trans into a man, he’d still have to sit to use the bathroom, meaning a stall. If a man decides to trans into a woman, well, there are no…

$560 fine?!? That wouldn’t even make a normal, everyday citizen flinch. Green must feel above the law both on and off the court.

The thought of the WNBA trying to block media access to their events is, of course, hilarious. The WNBA should be jumping through hoops for any media organization to cover them. But, once you stop laughing about the WNBA blocking the media, this strategy is actually smart. Zero people in the national media would have…

Nailed it. Who the fuck would have ever even heard of this?

This card was not stacked. Arguably the three biggest stars (Rousey, McGregor, Jones) in the sport were missing. They had to bring in Lesnar to have any mass star power. The hype was something else. This was one of the worst cards since UFC became “mainstream.”

May I request that you stop adding the Cardinals’ record to these posts? Personally, I like to imagine STL as 0-42. Don’t get me wrong. This series is like a delicious steak. I’m just asking for some dessert.

Don’t blame the Deadspin staffers. It’s not their fault the Cardinals aren’t PLAYING THE CARDINAL way. If they simply PLAYED THE RIGHT WAY and PLAYED WITH SOME INTEGRITY, they’d have more wins.

I’ll never join the anti-AC crowd. If it’s over 70 outside, please believe my car AC and the AC in my house is going at full blast. If it’s over 80, go ahead and assume I going to remote-start my car at least 10 minutes before I get in it. If I’m at the gym, having sex or, on the beach, I don’t mind sweating. I don’t…

Ciara went from Future to Russell Wilson. I’m not sure if it’s even possible for two guys to be more different.

If this is true - and it is coming from Woj, not Skip Bayless or Colin Cowherd - that’s some fairly big news, yeah? Tampering? And, if true, I think it makes Durant look way worse than him wanting to win titles. People are going to ridicule him no matter what. Wins titles for another team? RING CHASER! Never wins…

Fully agree about Durant. Only LeBron and maybe Curry are more valuable players. In Wade’s prime? Debateable. But now? Not even close. But, I think you wildly overestimated Whiteside here. Had real Andrew Bynum-potential. And I don’t mean his skillset. The man has played one full season. He’s started 75 career games.…

The Heat are fucking awful. NBA teams can be good, have stars or both. Ideally, both. Not reality in Miami. Since “being good” and “ both” are no longer options, they must keep their only star.

First off, fuck Dan Snyder. But, I will say that if you continue to support the piece of shit that promotes a racist nickname, I don’t feel too sorry for you. I know the Redskins just had a dream season (9-7 baby!!!!). But, I don’t feel bad for you, Washington supporters. You enable this shit. Have enabled this shit.…

I fucking hate the “loyalty” bullshit from fans. And I always have to wonder if the fans that talk about “loyalty” are trolls or fucking retarded.