In case you don’t have time to read the whole article, let me give you the condensed version: Dwyane Wade will be 35 this upcoming season. The second and third best players on his team have a life-threatening condition and is Hassan Whiteside, respectfully. The guy is an all-time legend, but took a laughably bad…

Fuck the Cardinals. (No, fatass Cardinals fan. I’m not trying to be cute or clever. I don’t need a lecture about how this is “getting old.” My sole purpose of this comment was to say, “Fuck The Cardinals.”)

I will simply disagree :)

And I disagree. The baseball fan I’m imagining in my head - an overweight guy in his 20s or 30s who makes decent money - would absolutely be the type of person to cheer Reyes but hate on NCAA players.

Sure. And if you include LeBron’s high school points or Michael’s games played with Birmingham, then LeBron would have more total points and MJ would have more total games player. You know why we don’t count those? Because no one gives a shit. Every pro athlete ever would have higher stats if they played lesser…

Yes. Elaborating more, I think the same people cheering Reyes are quick to call NBA players “thugs” because they are black. Does that make sense? Does any of this make sense. No. That’s my entire point.

I...well...I...I just don’t get sports fans. The same people that cheered Reyes would be giving BURNING TAKES about an unpaid college athlete taking $200 bucks so his mother can pay her utility bills.

Can someone explain why people were arguing that, “Well, if you include Ichiro’s HITS FROM JAPAN, he has more hits than Rose!”?!?!?!?

It’s refreshing to see that the U.S. isn’t the only country with a fucked up legal system. But seriously, fuck this guy.

I came here to complain because fans voted for who they want to see in an exhibition game! However, I think the voting is SOOOO STOOPID because my favorite player/players from my favorite team weren’t voted in! Much outrage!

As the hot takes (including mine) cool off, in the grand scheme of things, I’m not sure this changes a lot. The Warriors and Cavs were likely going to meet in the next couple Finals anyway. And they’ve already played in two straight Finals. And, while I get that “hating” LeBron is sooooo cool, he’s the only player…

Kevin fucking Durant joined the 73-win Warriors. I’d be OK if ESPN cut from “Wimbeldon” (assuming you mean “Wimbledon”) even if they did nothing but flash “Durant to Warriors” one billion times.

Why do we pay attention to this moron? I don’t dislike rap. In fact, I listen to it most every day. I can’t tell you a single song this asshole sings. Also, there are no such things as “curses.”

Awww. Poor guy! You seem soooo tough, but also appear to have a lot of anger. No, nothing is guaranteed. Super duper point! I was sort of going by facts. The West is as bad as it’s been in years, and OKC just went to Game 7 of the WCF. Literally minutes away from the Finals. I mean, I literally said I don’t “hate”…

LOL. Does anyone know how the fuck Chris Broussard is even employed? On Friday, he’s going to Tweet some bullshit like, “Sources say KD is leaning towards Golden State, per sources.” Anyway, I don’t “hate” KD for giving himself a better shot to win a title. But, the KD and LeBron moves are nothing alike. LeBron’s best…

Don’t tell that to Celtics fans! According to many of them, including their own announcer, free agents now LOVE Boston since they signed a 30-year-old center that has never been a different maker in the NBA. Good player? Sure. Could Horford play a valuable role on the Warriors or Cavs? Sure. Will Boston have more wins…

If you watched them in the playoffs, you knew they weren’t as good as hyped. The fucking Blazers played them really tough. OKC should have beaten them. Cleveland did beat them. They were obviously fucking good, but the greatest team ever. Then they replaced HARRISON BARNES FOR KEVIN DURANT.

Plot twist: This report was accurate. Holy goddamn fucking shit! Unless Curry’s ankles snap or Green stabs someone on the court, I don’t see how Golden State doesn’t break the wins record again. And this team is now so ungodly deep that even if Curry snaps his ankles or Green stabs someone, you still have a Finals…

This guy is obviously a piece of shit. Anyway, as a vet, I feel sorry for the Soldiers. You may be asking, “But why? They got to attend a free baseball game!” Well, you have to understand the Army. Since it is the July 4th weekend, these servicemen and women should have gotten a four-day weekend. Instead, they were…

I love the business acumen of Durant. He’s in the prime of his career. Why not sign a max deal with two different franchises?