I know that the popular opinion is that the Caribbean is a poor, crime-ridden area that has rampant crime. However, if you actually go there, you will see that the area is a poor, crime-ridden area....oh yeah, that’s why stereotypes exist. They are true more times than not.

I’ve always thought that bashing people charity work are idiots. Like, what is wrong with them raising money for charity, and who gives a fuck how they do it? It makes you look pathetic, not him. As this article highlighted, there are plenty of reasons to dislike Wilbon. And you chose a GOD DAMN GOLF FUNDRAISER?!?

My favorite story was the first one. Not for the actual “alleged” incident, but because this temp worker, whose latest temp job was at fucking Toys-R-Us, felt the need to pretend like pro wrestling was beneath him.

I’m sure you are one of those people that like to show how smart you are because you know wrestlers’ real names (MARK OUT!), but the guy’s point was that since Goldust’s real name isn’t Rhodes, he finds it a bit hard to believe that he would be using his fake name when making a real-life purchase. And I agree.…

I know the NBA salary cap is set to rapidly expand, and we have to get use to these sorts of numbers, but let’s say the salary cap is $95 million. You want Mike Conley taking up a third of your cap? And, let’s say the cap is $120 million the following year. Conley still eats up a fourth of your cap. Feel free to call…

I do legitimately think that LeBron could have made the playoffs last year with the Sixers. Title contenders? No. But, LeBron is just that damn impactful. He is an exception though. Maybe only Durant and Curry, if even those guys, have the same potential.

Personally, I don’t dislike Broussard. I love his oblivious nature. But, he totally reeks of your “cool” uncle or that kid in high school that bought all of the popular things - about three years too late.

You know how some teams are horrible with the salary cap (Hey, Knicks and Nets!) while other teams are great with it (Hey, Spurs and Warriors!)? Unbelievably, the teams good with the cap are usually good, and the teams bad with the cap are usually bad. The Hawks are...just....weird. They often make great deals AND…

Assuming LeBron James simply opted out to re-sign a better deal with the Cavs, Kevin Durant and Al Horford are the only elite players on the board.” One of those guys doesn’t look like the others.

I agree than any player is worth what someone is willing to pay him. I don’t fault the players at all. But, let’s say the salary cap goes up to $120 two seasons from now. Maybe I’m crazy, but I don’t foresee any team being thankful that Nicolas Batum makes up 20% of their salary. That’s a greater percentage of the…

Nice. Sure, wrestling is obviously fake, but it’s easy to forget that these are still very large grown men, many of whom are former athletes, bodybuilders, or both. If you are stupid enough to jump in the ring, you should get the living shit knocked out of you.

Horrible timing. Some NBA team was about ready to sign him to a three-year, $6 trillion contract.

Fuck the Cardinals. Also, a special shout out to their fans that are butthurt by this. Hilarious to see them cry. When I leave my “fuck the Cardinals” variation to every post in this series, I’m not trying to be cute, clever, or pretend like I am writing poetry. I simply want to say “fuck the Cardinals.”

Fuck the Cardinals, their fans, and especially you! LOL!!!

Might have something to do with the massive brain damage.

Fuck yes! Sometimes I will fall asleep with the TV on HLN due to watching Forensic Files. If I wake up at the wrong, horrific time, Grace’s show will be on, and it seems like a nightmare.

Yes, I get that the Sixers took tanking to an extreme level, but look at the four best teams in the NBA last year. Tanking/management purposely not putting together a team to win 39 games lead to those teams getting LBJ, Curry, Irving, Thompson, Duncan, Durant and Westbrook. Outside of Duncan (who is arguably the best…

Yes. It’s ultimately that simple. Tanking sucks for fans, sure. Would I rather be the Cavs or the Rockets right now? Not even a question. Tanking led to LeBron and Kyrie - the two best players, based off performance in the Finals, in an NBA Finals series. The Rockets are again hovering around .500 and have exactly one…

Kudos to Deadspin. They have made something involving baseball exciting again. Also, while I’m at it, Fuck the Cardinals!

“...meaning that every single night people see Colin Cowherd and Jason Whitlock and immediately change the channel or turn their televisions off.” Well, yeah. Both are insufferable assholes. but lack the, “this may be the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard” possibility that Bayless and Smith bring. Cowherd and Whitlock are…