I admit. That is really cute. In real life, Dirk playing at all-pro levels is more important than anything Chandler Parsons does. Feel free to contact me in a few months when the Mavs suck because Dirk is too old (every athlete ever gets to that stage) and because the team is running at peak level because Chandler…

I would not blame the guy if he never even went to an OSU practice again. He’s going to make a ton of money in the NFL. No matter how many Buckeye fans cry, THE correct answer is that Elliott saves his hit card for the NFL.

Great point. What coach would want their best players on the field? Then again, the game showed apparently Meyer doesn’t.

Incredibly cute. If you were a kid, I’d definitely give you a button for that comment. Since you are (assumingly) an adult, let’s talk like adults. Parsons was never a borderline all-star. The only reason he was in that discussion was - wait for it - because he’s white. Don’t get me wrong. He’s a very decent player.…

Unbelievably, I’m going to take Dirk doing Dirk things over Chandler Parsons being healthy. Call me crazy.

Chandler Parsons is one of the most overrated athletes in professional sports. He gets the white guy treatment, but if he were black, absolutely no one would care. The team will live and die with Dirk. He’s certainly a HOFer, but he’s fighting a battle that no player has ever won. That’s absolutely no sign of…

This would definitely be the most entertaining part of a baseball game.

I may be going out on a limb here, but if you lose vs Northern Iowa, you may not actually be the best team in the country.

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. The Mavs are 13 games into an 82 game schedule. Everything about the team seems to be running at peak level. The Mavs may still make the playoffs, that will partly be due to the fact that the West is as shallow as it has been in quite some time. I was never one of those idiots that…

As Packers fans have showed us for years, there’s no one classy in Wisconsin. In their defense, those fans are obese, can’t see their penis, probably have a wife even fatter than them, and are snowed in 51 weeks a year. I’d be mad at life too.

The Niners are going into full tank mode. I like it. Unless you have Tom Brady or Prime Peyton Manning, no QB is winning when their entire defense retires. As for Kaepernick, this will be hard to rebound from. If a team - not even a good team - decodes BLAINE GABBERT is a better option, then you better pack your bags.…

There’s a reason why the Lions - despite having some all-time great players such as Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson - are the most inept franchise in pro sports.

Remember all the “how the fuck did two teams let James Jones go?!?!?!?” talk. I think we see now. And, really, all but maybe one or two games, and any WR can have a couple of great games. Jones great stats (aka fantasy stats) were completely built on Rodgers throwing Jones TDs. In reality, Jones is a decent 3rd or 4th…

Any Viking fan should be happy, regardless of how the season ends. Even if the Vikings don’t win again, the team’s overall record will be about what most people expected. 3-4 gets Minnesota to 10 wins. On offense, the team has Adrian Peterson, does not have an above-average position player. I think players like…

Pretty incredible that something like this could possibly go wrong.

Yeah, I mean all he had done before the Packers game was go 6-0. And that 3-TD game and passing to win @KC was OK. Or there was the 324 yards vs Detroit. Granted, he was not Peyton Manning most of the year, but as most people with brains realize, he was still one of the better QBs in the league. Ignore his name, and…

That’s clever, but not really true.

Because I tend to love sports and appreciate great athletes. Perhaps I should spend more time thinking of “hilarious” online screen names and work on awful “funny” questions.

Sure, but it’s not like the running game is going a damn thing either. If you’re Peyton Manning, it’s got to be a little tough to buy into a run-first philosophy if the running doesn’t work.

I was left wondering if Peyton had the worst fantasy performance ever for a QB, but ESPN stated that Leaf once had a score of -10. As awful as Peyton was yesterday, he didn’t even reach Ryan Leaf levels :)