The first story featured actions I would not personally take, but I really don’t think it’s completely uncalled for. Who the fuck orders a drink and doesn’t expect a straw? She didn’t take it out on the delivery driver, who everyone knows is either a student or a drug addict - neither of whom have much pull. If you…

Don’t get me wrong, you seem really tough and pleasant to be around, but what?!? I’m not a Rams fan. I’ve been to STL once and don’t plan on ever going back. So, great try? Anyway, good luck on yet another season of the Bulls being a “tough out” and start preparing your statements about how “The Bulls would have…

I was listening to Cris Carter talk about how it’s usually not the arm/shoulder that goes out, but something with the lower body. Then I see where Peyton has a torn plantar fasciitis. It’s rough to see Manning go out like this. I mean, he’s been “Peyton bad” for most of the season, but yesterday he made Matt Cassel…

And it appears the fat virgin showed up as well! Welcome!

Who knew the Raiders had moronic fans?

Not a Rams fan either. But at least we agree that the Rams and Browns are both bad teams.

It definitely takes some balls to wear that mustache in public.

Oh, I get it. The joke is the Redskins.

Of course they won’t. They aren’t good.

And that’s the same thing that has always been said about Fisher. His team plays hard for him. He’s 15 games above .500 in his 21 years. He’s already gone five straight seasons without a winning record. He’s had two winning seasons in his last 10 seasons. Going even further, he has six winning seasons in 20 seasons.…

I’m told the Rams are supposed to be a good football team. I’m led to believe that Jeff Fisher is a good NFL coach. Whenever I lie to myself and start to believe those things, the Rams do something like getting blown out at home vs the Bears.

WHOA! Washington has now beaten Tampa Bay AND New Orleans at home? This is why I always say, “set your standards low.” Even if you are a bad NFL team, you can still pretend you won the Super Bowl by simply winning a game.

I must admit that this is a rule I’ve never understood. “Hey, other team. Our star WR has broken ribs and two strained hamstrings. He will play, but he can hardly run, and we surely hope no one targets his ribs!”

I mean, I feel for the people that are color blind, but I don’t think those uniforms are “absurd.” I actually liked them.

I get less excited about college sports every year. It’s a mixture of knowing how backwards and corrupt the NCAA is, and the poor quality of play. You can call it “basketball how it’s supposed to be played,” but I like to watch athletes do things I can’t do. I can hold a basketball for 30 seconds, brick threes, and…

Cousins and Sacramento need to get far, far away from each other. Don’t get me wrong, DeMarcus is a very good player, but things obviously aren’t working on either side. You can deal with Cousin’s attitude if the team is winning, but the Kings are (again) certainly one of the worst franchises in pro sports.

I will go for any celebrity that’s a hockey fan, because if they are a hockey fan, then they are loosely related to the hockey fans. You know the ones. They post stupid-ass memes and repeatedly let you know how BIG OF A GIANT FUCKING PUSSY YOU ARE IF YOU DON’T PLAY HOCKEY!!

There, I fixed it.

Hahahahahahaha. That was so clever! You answered my comment by being the exact kind of moron I was referencing. Do me a favor and let me know how that $15/hour works out for you when you lose your job.

I agree. I thought the CNBC was infuriating. It really felt like a channel that no one watches trying to create a buzz by introducing “reality” television.